Could you give me a push? Now I’m curious.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock; it’s 3 AM. “I’m not getting out of bed now,” he thinks and rolls over.


It’s a joke, not a dick.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? How about 34 jokes? Yeah? Fuck it, let’s go. Remember, It’s a joke, not a dick. Short jokes are great.

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