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Nightstand Organizer
Keep your essentials organized with the TESLYAR Wood Phone Docking Station! Made from solid wood, it’s eco-friendly and designed to hold your phone, wallet, glasses, watch, and more. This durable, multifunctional stand adds a touch of style to any space, making it a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or Father’s Day. Perfect for anyone looking for a practical yet stylish desk or nightstand organizer.
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Remote Scrolling Ring for TikTok
Effortlessly elevate your TikTok experience and more with the INNCNN Remote Scrolling Ring. This sleek and versatile Bluetooth remote lets you scroll through TikTok, turn pages on your iPad or iPhone, control music, take photos, and even answer calls—all hands-free! Whether you're snuggled up reading or capturing the perfect selfie, this handy device gives you full control without touching your screen. Compatible with both iOS and Android, it’s the perfect companion for on-the-go multitaskers, offering convenience in style. Available in a variety of colors, including a standout purple!
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Amazon Smart Air Quality Monitor
If you tend to keep your windows closed often, this nifty device is a must-have. It continuously monitors your indoor air quality, allowing you to check it in real-time from anywhere on your device. Perfect for those moments when your dogs might be causing a stink while you're away.
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Clear Skies Light Covers
Transform any classroom or boardroom with these easy-to-install light covers. Designed to bring the serenity of clear blue skies indoors, they are magnetic and effortlessly fit over any 4x2 fluorescent light fixture.
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Dishwasher Magnet
Are you tired of guessing whether your dishwasher load is clean or dirty? This sliding Clean/Dirty dishwasher magnet is the perfect solution! Simply slide the indicator to reveal the status, making it easy to know at a glance if the dishwasher has been run. Save time and avoid confusion with this handy kitchen accessory.
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People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book
Dive into the wild world of Walmartians with this side-splitting adult coloring book. It's like a safari, but with fewer lions and more questionable fashion choices. If you're a people-watching pro, grab this book and enjoy the wacky wonders of Walmart, one colorful page at a time. Perfect for those moments when you need a laugh or a creative escape from the reality of shopping carts and unexpected items in the bagging area. Grab your crayons and let the fun begin!
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Animal Earrings
Know someone who likes frogs? They will love these earrings. There are several animals to choose from including horses, pigs, dinosaurs, chickens, and more. Get your girlfriend the chicken version so you can tell your buddies you put a cock in her ear.
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Tax This Dick Flag
Let everyone in the neighborhood know you are fed up paying all these damn taxes on everything. When you buy the flag don't forget to pay the sales tax.
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70% Of People Are Stupid
Let everyone bask in your undeniable genius by slapping it on a shirt. Who needs to prove anything when you can just declare it? If you say it, then it’s gospel. Because let's face it, the only thing more impressive than being smart is telling everyone just how smart you are... in bold, unavoidable letters.
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Nic Cage Pillow Cover
Face it, your couch pillows are boring as fuck. Why not give them the Hollywood upgrade they desperately need? Introducing the Nicolas Cage Pillow Cover! Infuse your living room with the wild charisma and unpredictable charm of everyone's favorite eccentric actor. Whether you're a fan of his iconic movies or just love the idea of having Nic's intense gaze watching you stroke the red rocket, this pillow cover is sure to be a conversation starter. Say goodbye to bland decor and hello to a dash of Cage-craziness!
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Go The Fuck To Sleep
Need some bed time reading material for those little mistakes running around the house, terrorizing everyone? This book is the perfect way to passive aggressively tell your kids to, "Go the fuck to sleep!"
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I Identify As Water
Nothing to see here, fuzz! Great for concealing your alcoholic beverage at work, school functions, or pesky DWI hearings.
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Inflatable Unicorn
Women love things with big horns, and this big ass unicorn has just that. Standing at over 4 feet tall, you'll be fighting bitches off wherever you go. You've been warned!
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Jar of Fucks
Using responsibly sourced wood, each jar is lovingly filled with laser-cut fucks. Each jar contains about 100 fucks for you to give. That should last about a year or you could give them all away immediately and then you don't have to give a fuck for the rest of the year. Convinced? Unfortunately, my jar is empty.
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