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People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book

People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book

Dive into the wild world of Walmartians with this side-splitting adult coloring book. It's like a safari, but with fewer lions and more questionable fashion choices. If you're a people-watching pro, grab this book and enjoy the wacky wonders of Walmart, one colorful page at a time. Perfect for those moments when you need a laugh or a creative escape from the reality of shopping carts and unexpected items in the bagging area. Grab your crayons and let the fun begin!

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Animal Earrings

Animal Earrings

Know someone who likes frogs? They will love these earrings. There are several animals to choose from including horses, pigs, dinosaurs, chickens, and more. Get your girlfriend the chicken version so you can tell your buddies you put a cock in her ear.

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Tax This Dick Flag

Tax This Dick Flag

Let everyone in the neighborhood know you are fed up paying all these damn taxes on everything. When you buy the flag don't forget to pay the sales tax.

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70% Of People Are Stupid

70% Of People Are Stupid

Let everyone bask in your undeniable genius by slapping it on a shirt. Who needs to prove anything when you can just declare it? If you say it, then it’s gospel. Because let's face it, the only thing more impressive than being smart is telling everyone just how smart you are... in bold, unavoidable letters.

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Nic Cage Pillow Cover

Nic Cage Pillow Cover

Face it, your couch pillows are boring as fuck. Why not give them the Hollywood upgrade they desperately need? Introducing the Nicolas Cage Pillow Cover! Infuse your living room with the wild charisma and unpredictable charm of everyone's favorite eccentric actor. Whether you're a fan of his iconic movies or just love the idea of having Nic's intense gaze watching you stroke the red rocket, this pillow cover is sure to be a conversation starter. Say goodbye to bland decor and hello to a dash of Cage-craziness!

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Unicorn Poop Toss

Unicorn Poop Toss

Tired of standing up to shit in the pool? Now you can drop your brown bombs in style with this toilet floatie. There is also a game you can play with it after you finish.

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Go The Fuck To Sleep

Go The Fuck To Sleep

Need some bed time reading material for those little mistakes running around the house, terrorizing everyone? This book is the perfect way to passive aggressively tell your kids to, "Go the fuck to sleep!"

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I Identify As Water

I Identify As Water

Nothing to see here, fuzz! Great for concealing your alcoholic beverage at work, school functions, or pesky DWI hearings.

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Only At The Gym

Only At The Gym

Let everyone know you only do butt stuff at the gym, in the shower.

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I Just Work Here

I Just Work Here

Let everyone know you really have no idea what is going on. This shirt is guaranteed to stop 90% of the stupid questions you will receive at work. But what do I know, I just work here.

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Instant Underpants

Instant Underpants

If you are like me and shit your pants at least once a week, you'll love these. Instant underpants you can carry in your back pocket. If you happen to find yourself in the desert with no water around, urine will do the trick.

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Putt Putt Poop

Putt Putt Poop

Phone dead but you need to drop a deuce? This may be the item for you. Kill two birds with one stone and work on your short game while you poop.

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Ways to Tell Employees They're Stupid

Ways to Tell Employees They're Stupid

Just because you have to be PC, doesn't mean you have to be nice to those idiot employees. But for real, this is actually a weekly planner with one saying per week. But it would make a great gift for your smart-ass friends at the office.

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Inflatable Unicorn

Inflatable Unicorn

Women love things with big horns, and this big ass unicorn has just that. Standing at over 4 feet tall, you'll be fighting bitches off wherever you go. You've been warned!

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Jar of Fucks

Jar of Fucks

Using responsibly sourced wood, each jar is lovingly filled with laser-cut fucks. Each jar contains about 100 fucks for you to give. That should last about a year or you could give them all away immediately and then you don't have to give a fuck for the rest of the year. Convinced? Unfortunately, my jar is empty.

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Bofa Deez Nutz Candles

Bofa Deez Nutz Candles

A perfect mix of Banana Nut Bread and Hazelnut for a great nutty aroma. Give that special someone in your life a handful of Deez Nutz to show them how much you love them. Great for Birthdays, Anniversaries, Bar Mitzvah's, or Valentines Day.

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