Brawndo Blaster 9000

Brawndo Blaster 9000 drops you inside a pulsating Brawndo irrigation pipeline, the drink with electrolytes that plants crave, where reality is slowly dissolving and the surges just keep coming. Pilot Not Sure through this hostile fluorescent passage, blast apart incoming electrolyte clouds, and carve a survivable path through the concentrated stupidity.

Every cloud drifts unpredictably, forcing you to dodge, weave, and fire with whatever remaining brain cells you can muster. Vaporize them for explosive bursts and precious points, but stay sharp. Dense obstacles and heavier surge threats lurk ahead, and one bad maneuver can end your run instantly. It's got electrolytes. What else do you need?

How to play: PC: Move with WASD keys. Fire with the spacebar. Mobile: Use the left thumbpad to move. Tap 🔫 to shoot. Survive as long as possible, rack up points, and secure your place on the all-time and weekly leaderboards.

Leaderboards

Top 10 scores (All Time + This Week). Can you top the electrolyte charts?